Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Monday, January 26, 2009
Snowy, Cold, Monday
It's snowing and cold outside. I just want to leave work, go home, bake bread to warm up the kitchen, put on my flannels, and curl up with a good book and my fleece blanket. 
Monday, January 19, 2009
Women and Financial Planning
I received this in an e-mail this morning and thought I would share......
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.Her natural beauty took his breath away.
I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $65 million.'
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.Her natural beauty took his breath away.
I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $65 million.'
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
Monday, January 12, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Flooding in West Virginia
I think these trees forgot to lose their brown leaves in the fall. They are hanging onto them in January. It is strange to see leaves on any trees this time of year. We've had several wind storms lately and all the leaves should fall during a wind storm. Oh, I should never question an act of God.
Monday, January 5, 2009
Duck's On The Menu
I cooked duck on the rotisserie for Christmas Dinner. I also had chicken on the rotisserie as a backup. This was my first time cooking duck. I had fifteen for dinner and everyone said the duck was delicious, we did not need the backup chicken. We picked the carcass clean. My son e-mailed wanting the recipe, and others asked also. If your interested in a delicious duck recipe try this:Vanderbilt Traditional Christmas Duck
Prep Time: 25 min
Inactive Prep Time: 8 hr 0 min
Cook Time: 1 hr 30 min
Level: Intermediate
Serves: 2 servings
1 (3 to 5-pound) duck, giblets removed
1 orange
1 sprig fresh thyme, chopped
1 sprig fresh rosemary, chopped
2 tablespoons kosher salt
1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
2 tablespoons sugar
3 Earl Grey tea bags
3 cups water
2 tablespoons molasses
Place duck in a medium glass bowl breast side up. Use your fingers separate the skin from the meat without tearing it. Cut the orange in half and squeeze over the duck, then place the rinds in the cavity. In a small bowl, mix together the thyme, rosemary, 1 tablespoon salt and the pepper. Sprinkle mixture all over the duck. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and refrigerate overnight, rotating the duck after 2 hours so the breast side is down.
In the bottom of a pot with a steamer insert, combine the sugar, tea bags, and water and bring to a simmer. Place marinated duck in steamer legs down and cover. Steam for 30 minutes. Remove from heat and allow to cool for 10 minutes.
Preheat rotisserie to 275 degrees F.
In a medium glass bowl, mix together remaining salt and the molasses. Rub the mixture over the steamed duck. Place the duck on the spit. Cook duck for 1 hour or until meat is cooked through and skin is crispy.
Remove from rotisserie and let rest for 20 minutes before carving.
It's a lot of steps, but really not that difficult, and well worth the effort.
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